Tonight at dinner, the kids were talking about how God is everywhere. They pointed at Dad and said that God was on his head. They pointed at me and said that God was on my shoulders. They pointed at each other and said God was on them and in their hearts. God was in the kitchen. Next door. In the car. In the future. At school. You get the picture.
Then Jack took it to a WHOLE. OTHER. LEVEL.
He says "God is in my drink. I drink God. Then He comes out my butt."