Monday, December 25, 2006

Christmas Carols for Everyone

Christmas Carols for Everyone

1.Schizophrenia --------------- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder ----- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia ------------- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic ----------- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic ------- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn andStreets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks andTrees and.....

6. Paranoid ----- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder ----- Thoughts of Roasting onan Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the kitty - can I have a chocolate -why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

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